Hi everyone!

I run a tin foil hat shop in San Demingo called Ratz Hatz.

If you're a democrat who's been living underground in fear of Karl Rove's mind waves, stop in my store.

Stylish tin foil hatz to fit the head of every tinfoil ratz.

If you have an interesting conspiracy theory we've never heard of before, get a 10% discount! Of course, management gets to decide what qualifies as interesting.