DUmmie FUnnies 03-26-07 (Angry Hippie Nostalgia)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 26, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Die You Dirty Hippies!

[Luircin]

I think the DUmmie meant to say "We inhaled it in the '60s."

Well, they blew a lot of things in the 60s too... *Halo*

[decal]

So the prediction made so long ago has come true: the Dippies now say,"Don't trust anyone UNDER 30!"

Lesse now - we were essentially out of Vietnam by 1973, so the youngest hippie/Yippie/draft-dodger type would have been born in 1955.

So there will be material for future DUFUs for another 30 years or so - hope you're up to the task...

[ClaireSolt]

I am of that generation and I don't understand why these people are so angry. My ex is like that. It must take a lot of determination and denial to avoid the evidence that the Vietnam protests were organized by liars who withheld info from us. These are the Stalinists and totalitarians who will cram their version down our throats forcibly. I guess they are mad that we aren't buying that. Sometimes I wonder if it is also because we divorced them and moved on.

[Choose Ye This Day]

If we could all afford shrinks; real shrinks, ones like Sigmund Freud

This DUmmie is suffering from shrinkage.

Mental shrinkage.

[Choose Ye This Day]

...the masters ... have the upper hand now ... sowed ... harness ... in chains ... dominated

Is this benburch?

[Choose Ye This Day]

a role model for me - whenever the word "work" was said, he would shudder

Why work when you can just redistribute someone else's wealth your way? It's nice when the DUmmies own up and honestly admit that they are lazy, shiftless, and want others to take care of them.

[uglybiker]

If we could all afford shrinks; real shrinks, ones like Sigmund Freud...

Everybody can afford Sigmund Freud!
Only $9.99!

[uglybiker]

And while they're at it
they can pick up one of these!

[franksolich]

"....the Age of Aquarius never came to be."

Respectfully disagree, sir.

The Age of Aquarius has been here a while, and is now withering away along with the old hippies.

By 1980, the "old order," the "establishment," against which the hippies "rebelled," had been overturned. I can think of nothing on the hippie agenda that was NOT either socially-acceptable or legal, or both, by 1980.

We've been in the Age of Aquarius for nearly thirty years, and as the mortality rate of the hippies reaches that of veterans of the second world war (circa 1,000 per day), the Age is going with them.

I always found it amusing, these people resentful of the "establishment" (as it had been circa 1950-1980), railed against it as if it still existed. The hippies will die off never understanding that they themselves had become the "establishment".....and that the rest of us, beginning in 1994, began overthrowing that decadent culture.

The job's not done yet--the elections of last November showed that--but the job's nearly done. The elections of November 2006 were the Gotterdammerung, the "twilight of the gods," of the hippies. From here on out for them, it's all downhill.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, what do you think of the new DUFU Herald Of The Republic feature?

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

[franksolich]

I read it, and I heartily encourage others to check out the link--most definitely--but it's too new to evaluate, although first impressions are all.....enthusiastically positive.

[kevkrom]

We blew it in the '60s.

Is that you, benburch?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"It is BushWorld"

I read this and immediately heard the late, great James Brown singing the same thing to the tune of "It's a Man's World". The tone of that song fit's well with this DuFu.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

I blame it on Ipods.

Soma!

iPods are a government conspiracy to keep the masses distracted!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"If we could all afford shrinks; real shrinks, ones like Sigmund Freud, and study the techniques of the great actors like Brando -- the world would be at peace."

The depth of this admission is quite stunning! One of Freud's basis for psychoanalysis is that the marginally unstable maintain a false importance for their genitals; they obsess over gratification. But, they CAN be cured! Brando was a revered as an ^actor^. His ability to "become" a character is legendary. His entire public existence was that of perpetrating a lie; becoming what he needed to be to satisfy his need to be accepted or, at a minimum, acceptable.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Why haven't we done a very good job getting this generation involved in the war policy? Is it impossible to break through the apathy? Or have we dominated a leadership that should properly be turned over to the next generation?

Here's an idea. Why don't you get a clue and go after the Democrat Party who wishes to enslave all of us instead of teaming with them and emboldening the enemy. That might also end the war.

[lwd]

I blame it on Ipods.

Isn't Stve Jobs a hippie? The irony is too much to take....

[nina0113]

If we could all afford shrinks; real shrinks, ones like Sigmund Freud, and study the techniques of the great actors like Brando -- the world would be at peace.

This is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever read.