Well, I'd better just say this first, both to shock the masses and to grab attention to whatever I say.

I'm (formerly) gay. Now I'm just an asexual or something.

Having said THAT, I'm also a Christian conservative, I oppose gay "marriage" and murd...er, abortion, and have been called to be a pastor/priest/minister. (How God will make this happen is anyone's guess.) Anyways, I'm basically such a right-winger that some of my leftist aquaintances have taken to calling me a self-hating gay. The term of choice for those uppity homosexuals who stray from the liberal flock. Ah well...

Anyways, just MARVEL at the utter weirdness of yours truly. Admission is two bucks per head, second door or your left.