DUmmie FUnnies 03-27-07 (William Rivers Pitt Invites Kevin Spacey To His Apartment)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 27, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix

[Barset]

"I looked over the group before really focusing on the fellow in the cap. And then looked again, and then looked a third time, staring long and hard to make sure I wasn't imagining things. I wasn't. Here, at my bar and almost within arm's reach, was actor Kevin Spacey..." Will Pitt

"The third time staring long and hard, to show my indifference, I knew in every flabby fold of my white and delightsome flesh, that it was him, here at my bar, almost within arm's reach.

But every time my arm moved towards his famous neck, so near, so Kaiser effen Soze near, one of his friends intercepted it. Vermin! Let me get close to him. Puleeze. Hey Kev, Kev, wanna play twistem at my place? Quit freezing me out. Kev, Kev, don't go....oh my effen mother@#$%%... he's gone...he was here, almost within arm's reach. Oh, oh.
now I have to pick up my can of Franco-American spagetti and head home...alone. I coulda been somebody if those f@#$% sycophants...oh those b@#$%@s...he was almost within arm's reach."

Curse you, PJ-Comix! I'm going to be up all night catching up on the work I skipped reading and laughing on this thread.

[Barset]

I meant to put your name on my posts, sorry. Well I don't watch sports. The tv is downstairs in my husband's den. I think there is another one upstairs but it's not hooked up.
If I ask him to turn on South Park he says okay, but it's more bb, and he says, oh SP was banned. I don't usually care as I can't just sit and watch the screen. I have to be working on something and I don't knit. I think I'll get a tv going upstairs so I don't have to listen to how South Park is riff- raff humor.

Thanks for your post.

[Cheburashka]

He leans towards her and says, shocked, "Don't you know that?"

I don't think that they do.
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"Bush is Hitler."

"9/11 is an inside job."

No they don't. They decide what they want reality to be, then that becomes reality.

Usually it's centered around some variation of Marxist theory, which sounds so good, but which never works, because Marxism does not describe reality. Starvation in the Ukraine, followed by starvation in Maoist China, followed by starvation in Zimbabwe, so what does the Marxist Chavez want to do in Venezuela? Why, nationalize and socialize the production and distribution of food. Why learn from the past when you can manufacture your own reality, which will always match your desires?

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

If you ever get divorced, let me know ASAP! ;^)

[Barset]

In the Bloggers & Personal forum, on a thread titled DUmmie FUnnies 03-27-07 (William Rivers Pitt Invites Kevin Spacey To His Apartment), Mr. Silverback wrote:

Kayser Soze was a character Spacey played in "The Usual Suspects." Soze was a criminal mastermind.

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Hi, Mr. S. Pitt was into being the Spacey character during the Andyscam. The criminal mastermind. Ripping off people on welfare and disability. Maybe he wanted Spacey to go home with him so he could regale the actor with old DU threads showing his chicanery. "See, see? you and me Kev, twin Kaiser Sozes. You wanna play twistem?"

[Cheburashka]

trying to keep the bored bartenders from lighting themselves on fire
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The fact that Pitt just arrived (again!!) certainly tempts the bartenders to self-immolation.

[Cheburashka]

So did he get buggered or not .
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Obviously not. If some of Spacey's celebrityhood "rubbed off" on the Pittmeister he would either announce it to the world or he would explode.

You would be picking little Pitt pieces out of the ceiling and walls for months.

[The Right Stuff]

Pitt the ponderous pontificator!

[Barset]

"Nevah hoppen, GI." But thanks for ... well, I'm not quite sure.

[NoGrayZone]

Pitt tried, Spacey just said no!

[darkangel82]

hmmm...DUmmie pepperbear, who once got the zot on here, noticed this DUFU: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x525043

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I was kidding, but I'd have married you if you ever had marital trouble. Hopefully, you never do and never will.

[Darkwolf377]

Great thread--your comments are even funnier than usual.

'American Beauty' had a huge impact on me

I bet--right in the seat cusion.

[pigsmith]

Something I've always found funny about that pic of Jason Blair Pitt is that his 'rainbow' flag is hung all nice and strait (not pun intended) while the US flag is hanging like a piece of dirty laundry he tossed over there.

Notice also the little "IMPEACH BUSH" sticker on the U.S. flag.

[patrick10801]

LOL! I happen to be reading some Chandler and died laughing over Pitt’s attempt at him!!! I am still laughing now, so pardon the spellling mstakes! LOL!