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DUmmie FUnnies 03-27-07 (William Rivers Pitt Invites Kevin Spacey To His Apartment)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 27, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/27/2007 5:54:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Barset
We watched "Shattered Glass" on DVD the other night. It's a short film. It was about Stephen Glass, the young reporter at The New Republic magazine in the late nineties, who wrote fake stories --- I mean fake everything, incidents, names, he even made up company names and created fake websites.

Did Glass ever quote Ty the Bouncer with extremely lengthy word for word quotes done completely from memory?

81 posted on 03/28/2007 4:04:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Roscoe Karns

I'm where celebrity worship goes to die.
82 posted on 03/28/2007 4:15:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: LonePalm
"Who's Kevin Spacey?
And why should I either
a) know him or
b) care? "

Damn, you beat me to it, hahaha

I have no idea, but I am just an old man of 62.
What do we know ?
83 posted on 03/28/2007 4:39:21 AM PDT by AlexW (Reporting from Bratislava, Slovakia)
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To: Miss Marple
I would bet cash money that he has some sort of government grant. I have no doubt he is expert at finagling "free" money.

Pied Piper Pitt is Matthew Lesko?


84 posted on 03/28/2007 4:57:09 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (The most dangerous place in the world is between Hillary and the Oval Office)
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To: COBOL2Java

HA!


85 posted on 03/28/2007 5:13:04 AM PDT by Miss Marple (Prayers for Jemian's son,: Lord, please keep him safe and bring him home .)
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To: Miss Marple
I would love to see the following sign placed over the doorway to Bukowski's:

"I'm Where Celebrity Worship Goes To Die."

86 posted on 03/28/2007 5:42:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Good morning, R. Thanks for very funny post.

Where have you been? We've missed you. Are you posting your great stuff at other sites? Come home.


87 posted on 03/28/2007 5:43:09 AM PDT by Barset
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To: PJ-Comix
'American Beauty' had a huge impact on me...

Obviously it had a 'huge impact' on Temporary Sockpuppet and an unwilling and underage Newton School girl.

For anyone who didn't see American Beauty, it's about a father who has a crush on his young teenaged daughter's friend.

88 posted on 03/28/2007 6:05:10 AM PDT by lwd (Fear and Loathing in Liberal Land: Hunter/Thompson 2008)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I knew this would have you breaking your Lent!

Seek thee they father-confessor to remind thee that thou art forgiven and thine acts of sacrifice have been overshadowed by The Greatest Sacrifice:

our Lord,
on the Cross,
for you!


89 posted on 03/28/2007 6:11:27 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Mr. Silverback
Kayser Soze was a character Spacey played in "The Usual Suspects." Soze was a criminal mastermind.

You gave away the ending. Bad boy!!

It was one on the few HollyWeird movies I liked.

90 posted on 03/28/2007 6:19:29 AM PDT by Tolkien (There are things more important than Peace. Freedom being one of those.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I always get Kevin Spacey confused with Howard Metzenbaum.

Anyway.

I'm curious as to why the Bostonian Drunkard hasn't been inviting the Leopudlian journalist to his digs; after all, they both work for the same organization, and at one time were close.

Something must have happened, maybe about eleven months ago?

I mean, the Bostonian Drunkard hasn't even posted any articles by the Leopudlian journalist in DUmmieland; someone else not the Bostonian Drunkard does that now.

I'm also curious as to how the Bostonian Drunkard is adapting to his demotion--remember, his title on his articles used to be "editor." Now it is simply "columnist."

I'm not in the journalism business, but I sort of kind of suspect that a "columnist" is lower-ranking than an "editor."


91 posted on 03/28/2007 6:29:10 AM PDT by franksolich (mellow, sitting back, relaxing, watching the show)
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To: PJ-Comix
Something I've always found funny about that pic of Jason Blair Pitt is that his 'rainbow' flag is hung all nice and strait (not pun intended) while the US flag is hanging like a piece of dirty laundry he tossed over there.
92 posted on 03/28/2007 7:02:50 AM PDT by mnehring (Virtus Junxit Mors Non Seperabit)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco; redgolum; PJ-Comix
I knew this would have you breaking your Lent!

I got my midweek sermon done early this week, so I had a little time. And when I saw it was a thread about Pitt asking Kevin Spacey to his apartment, I knew I had to post the pic of Pitt on his dancepad.

You know, even Lent has its Laetare moments.

93 posted on 03/28/2007 7:08:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BTW, notice I didn't DUFU the whole thing. I still am rather busy. Holy Week service planning today.)
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To: berkeleybeej

Ditto


94 posted on 03/28/2007 8:08:32 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix
Pitt can't seem to remember what happens in the bar accurately:

First post regardin the Spacey Sighting:
....I finally got home around 7pm...But in a space of about 45 minutes, I got two phone calls...My batteries had a little charge left thanks to that, so I decided to head down to my bar for a mug and a few pages of the Lincoln biography I'm reading....The place was Monday-night dead, just the bouncer and the bartender dealing with maybe three customers besides me. Perfect. Ipswich Ale in the mug, and the chapter about Lincoln's early attempts to deal with Douglas open before me.

Second post regardin the Spacey Sighting:
There were maybe three of us at the bar a couple of Tuesdays ago, one of those quiet past-midnight midweek nights when most people are safely indoors,...This low whisper of a Tuesday night found me and two regulars trying to keep the bored bartenders from lighting themselves on fire just so they'd have something to do besides stare at us over the taps.

I remember it like it was yesterday, It was a Monday night, or maybe a Tuesday night. About 8pm, or maybe after midnight. I was sitting alone at the bar reading a book, or maybe I was entertaining the bartender(s). I remember it so clearly because it was SEARED into my memory.....

Dude seriously needs an editor to keep him on track. I guess since he's been demoted to a 'columnist', he can't be bothered with all that 'editing' nonsense...

95 posted on 03/28/2007 8:39:47 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe (Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*)
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To: PJ-Comix
Seeing that Will has a penchant for certain behavior, it doesn't surprise me that he was touched by American Beauty. I wonder if it was a sock puppet of Wills' that had some problem with "behavior" in the class room and no longer is able to "teach".

Spacey should file a restraining order for this bloated nuisance - if he intends on visiting the area further.
96 posted on 03/28/2007 8:45:52 AM PDT by commonguymd
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To: Bush_Democrat

Whew, thought that post went down the memory hole when FR hiccupped just now. Anyone know what happened? Did I break FR??


97 posted on 03/28/2007 9:13:08 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe (Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*)
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To: PJ-Comix

Glass put the words into all of his characters mouths much as Pitt does with his underlings.

Pitt doesn't "quote from memory" just as Glass did not write his quotes from his fake notes. They make things up.

I think there must be an emptiness in people like this, a sense that they are invisible, so they fill up the black hole with fakery and lies, and they are drawn to celebrities, even minor ones. To be noticed by a celebrity after thrusting yourself on him is nirvana.

The late Katherine Graham, prop. of the Washington Post, had a name for celebrity-hounds, not nice, but accurate.


98 posted on 03/28/2007 9:42:01 AM PDT by Barset
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)

I wonder if they'll re-run it. After March madness I can pretty much watch the tv without every program I switch to resembling a basketball game.


99 posted on 03/28/2007 9:57:32 AM PDT by Barset
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To: Barset

I'm not even watching March Madness this year. I usually love the NCAA tournament, but this year, it just seems boring. Maybe it's because LSU is out of the circle, but I'm just not interesteted...


100 posted on 03/28/2007 10:14:19 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("We're Living In A Twilight World..."- Swingout Sister)
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