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WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire
washingtonpost ^
| 4/23/07
| GeorgiaDawg32
Posted on 04/23/2007 2:49:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
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KEYWORDS: 3seashells; alliwannadodo; globalwarming; gorebalism; sherylcrow; stickyfingers; toiletpaper
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ROFL..the jokes write themselves
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Boy, they really are desperate to sell newspapers.
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posted on
04/23/2007 2:52:11 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
When I was a baby I didn’t use toilet paper, just diapers...so that’s my TP offset for current days.
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posted on
04/23/2007 2:52:43 AM PDT
by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: Smokin' Joe
Boy, they really are desperate to sell newspapers. I vote we start shipping Crowe our discarded Sears catalogs...
L
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posted on
04/23/2007 2:53:03 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(Comparing 'moderate' islam to 'extremist' islam is like comparing small pox to plague.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Of course, such a dignified lady is worthy of the respect and admiration afforded by polite society.
Uhng...
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posted on
04/23/2007 2:54:30 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Or you could just use the paper inserts from her CDs. If you bothered to buy any.
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posted on
04/23/2007 2:58:37 AM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(Anti-socialist Bostonian, Anti-Illegal Immigration Bush supporter, Pro-Life Atheist)
To: Huntress
this isn’t satire, but it should have been..who would have been able to think something THIS ridiculous up??
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posted on
04/23/2007 2:58:55 AM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Why isn’t there any rationality in this looney debate. I thought the more paper and timber we harvest from trees, the more carbon we extract from the air, given that the trees grow back and suck in CO2 as they are designed to do.
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I read the whole thing. It’s really hard to believe that this woman is so utterly stupid.
Award a recording contract to whoever lives the “greenest” in a contest. Wipe your mouth on your sleeve instead of using napkins. What a bunch of horse hockey.
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:02:09 AM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
She should get back on her meds.
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:03:16 AM PDT
by
MarkT
To: Caipirabob
Here it is at original size:
Sheryl Crow: Open for new ways to deal with warming.
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:04:09 AM PDT
by
Yossarian
(Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity...)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Is she talking about squares of toilet paper, or sheets of the Washinton Compost?
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:05:10 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Vaclav Klaus: "A whip of political correctness strangles their voice")
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Go head, Ms Crow be the 1st to participate in this scheme.
Did you see what this fartknocker and Lauren David did to Carl Rove?
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I think Lance dumped her after she took a dump...
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:07:12 AM PDT
by
djf
(Free men own guns, slaves do not!)
To: Graybeard58
Its really hard to believe that this woman is so utterly stupid.Well she did teach in public school prior to becoming a singer.
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:07:39 AM PDT
by
03A3
To: GeorgiaDawg32
"One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen."A tad uneducated - a product of gonernment education.
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:08:23 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(Anti Islam and a Global Warming denier - piss on Islam)
To: generalhammond
"I thought the more paper and timber we harvest from trees, the more carbon we extract from the air, given that the trees grow back and suck in CO2 as they are designed to do." You are correct (and Ms. Crowe is so full of it that she will need lots more than one square). The more paper that ends up in landfills, the more CO2 will be "sequestered" from the air.
Stop recycling paper!!!!!!
To: GeorgiaDawg32
YOU’LL PRY MY TOILET PAPER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!! GIVE MY CHARMIN OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!
I am NOT ever shaking hands with Sheril Crow. Yikes!!
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:12:25 AM PDT
by
kb2614
(Hell hath no fury than a bureaucrat scorned)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Why not just mandate the use of the three sea shells.
By the way, my brothers and I developed the ‘dining sleeve’ 40 years ago, as our mother would attest to.
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:12:46 AM PDT
by
Sapper26
('Would you feel better if they was pushed outta windas?' Archie Bunker on gun control)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Oh this is the person Crow. From the title and being posted just prior to the posting of the bird flu story, I though this was the bird.
Same brain though so I am only half wrong.
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posted on
04/23/2007 3:14:26 AM PDT
by
rod1
(uake)
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