Posted on 06/18/2007 8:31:01 AM PDT by John Semmens
It’s satire.
Took me a while to catch that. Thing is I could believe Dean actually said these things!
Of course Jesus was a Democrat, along with all the other members of the Carpenters’ Union.
What an idiot...
God created man...
There’s not one cell in the human body that God does not know about... Psalm 139:13-16....
And yet Dean claims that Jesus the Son of God who was there as the Word of God in the beginning and watched the creation, would need modern technology to view and understand His own handiwork...
Who writes this stuff? Who thinks this junk up for Dean, Hillary, etc?
Good one.
Oh again Dean and his ilk always pick parts of Bible verses and leave the rest ...
The rest of the story...Matthew 22:21, Mark 12:17, Luke 20:25...
“Then went the Pharisees and took counsel how they might entangle Him in his talk. (Jesus was a Republican)
And they sent unto Him their disciples with the Herodians saying, Master, we know that thou art true and teaches the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man, for thou regardest not the person of men. (Typical Democrat gibbly-gook disingenuous flattery Watch out for the knives)
Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give TRIBUTE to Caesar of not? (Tax the ‘rich’)
But Jesus perceived their wickedness and said, Why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites? (See even Jesus saw this day and this Democrat party)Show me the tribute money. And they brought Him a penny. (Hmmmmmmmmm Dean wants us all to pay one penny in taxes every year)
And He saith unto them, Whose is this immage and superscription? (One guess..it was NOT Hillary’s)
And they saith unto Him, Caesar’s. Then saith He unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s AND UNTO GOD THE THINGS THAT ARE GOD’S (Dean did not mention God in his hypocricy because God requires the tithe, the first 10% of increase/wages/taxes etc)
Matthew 22:15-21
This scripture can also be found in Mark 12:13-17 and Luke 20:20-25....
Hey- why did this article get moved to blogging? Is it not accurate? I wonder where the original information regarding Dean’s quotes can be found. This is pretty big news. Pit for it to be languishing
Hey- why did this article get moved to blogging? Is it not accurate? I wonder where the original information regarding Dean’s quotes can be found. This is pretty big news. Pity for it to be languishing
“If Jesus had known...” Dean is such an idiot.
What foreign policy is he referring to? Jesus never instructed us to be doormats, politically or otherwise. If the U.S. would have followed idiot-Dean's pronouncement during WWII, we would be living under the auspices of the Nazi government today. But maybe Dean is a fan of situational ethics.
While I enjoy reading your articles. You post no references to back them up.
Free Republic moderators require azconservative satires to be posted on the bloggers & personal page.
I don’t know why other satires like Scrappleface and the Onion are allowed on the news page.
Thanks for the ping. Dean is an abomination.
Alan Colmes has a book out where he actually says Jesus would have been a Democrat.
I believed it until I came to the “Jesus was gay” part. Quite sad how much of this could have actually been plausible from the left.
violence with violence profoundly unchristian?”
Would you consider abortion in the category of violent behavior ???
Dean is an idiot.
Jesus wouldn’t have sided with someone who would have recommended that inexplicably pregnant young women have their babies’ lives terminated.
Jesus was no murderer!
Dean is confusing Jesus with King Herod and the evil king’s slaughter of the innocents in Bethlehem.
The big headline that should blare forth from this is:
Democratic Party Claims Jesus Was Homosexual!
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