[knarf]

I really liked how you put that, except,

“A Box of Jelly Donuts, being necessary to feed Elvis, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Is better contextually,

“A Box of Jelly Donuts, being necessary to feed Elvis, the right of Elvis to get fat, shall not be infringed.”

In my not paying attention during English class opinion.

[newzjunkey]

I’ve just found my new tagline.