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DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-07 ("Vermont Town Seeks Bush, Cheney Arrests")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/30/2007 6:34:54 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
In one town, activists want him subject to arrest for war crimes.

Good luck with that, Brattleboro. The Secret Service may have something to say about it, though, when you try to slap on the cuffs.

41 posted on 12/30/2007 1:28:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
A group in Brattleboro. . . .

The Brattleboro Politburo.

42 posted on 12/30/2007 1:30:38 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (There in the People's Republic of Vermont.)
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"This petition is as radical as the Declaration of Independence. . . ."

This petition is as realistic as Lindsay Lohan's list of New Year's resolutions.

43 posted on 12/30/2007 1:36:36 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (1. Stop drinking. 2. Stop drugging. 3. Stop slutting. 4. Repeat 1-3. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kurt Daims, 54, a retired machinist leading the drive.

Rage With the Machinist!

44 posted on 12/30/2007 1:40:00 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Kurt DUmmies.)
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"Shall the Selectboard instruct the Town Attorney to draft indictments against President Bush and Vice President Cheney. . . ?"

"Shall the Selectboard instruct the Town Treasurer to draft checks for a million dollars apiece for every resident?"

You can draft all you want, but it ain't gonna HAPPEN.

This sounds like an exercise in wishful drinking.

45 posted on 12/30/2007 1:43:28 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Wishful drinking.)
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Now if we could just get the rest of the states to adopt such a plan!

That little word "if". . . .

46 posted on 12/30/2007 1:45:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (So pesky, so annoying.)
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Rest of the states? It's a city, not the state of Vermont.

Calling the teeming metropolis of Brattleboro--all 12,000 socialists and burnt-out hippies of them--a "city" is being generous. And it's not even the whole "city" that is seeking this crazy, meaningless gesture.

47 posted on 12/30/2007 1:49:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Brattleboro Politburo.)
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We take our pleasures where we can find them.

The benburch philosophy.

48 posted on 12/30/2007 1:54:15 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Any port in a storm.)
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I’m sure the Progressive Danes in Madison WI have to be feeling pretty good about themselves that they aren’t the biggest morons in the country.

It’s funny how “left-leaning” is synonymous with “moron.”


49 posted on 12/30/2007 2:00:20 PM PST by Duke Nukum (He burns at the center of time and he sees the turn of the Universe.)
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They have been declared War Criminals by the World Court. . . .

They could be declared Kumquats by the Food Court, but you still wouldn't want to eat them.

50 posted on 12/30/2007 2:00:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Wishin' won't make it so.)
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So no, they'll never come to Brattleboro. . . .

Darn! The President was SO looking forward to coming to the Hemp Festival!

51 posted on 12/30/2007 2:03:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Hafta cancel now. . . .)
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So no, they'll never come to Brattleboro, because they're afraid someone might actually enforce the law.

Gomer and Otis are ready to make a citizen's arrest:


52 posted on 12/30/2007 2:15:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST!")
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If Congress doesn't get it done, it won't be done.

It won't be done.

53 posted on 12/30/2007 2:16:55 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Reality bites.)
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The Hague is good only for trying 3rd world dictators who have already been beaten by someone else, probably the United States. No US President will EVER go there in our lifetime.

Don't spoil their Hague fantasy!

54 posted on 12/30/2007 2:18:08 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Reality bites.)
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Arresting Bush and Cheney may very well pave the way to their removal. Word.

Word: Nuts.

55 posted on 12/30/2007 2:19:27 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Reality bites.)
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Brattleboro's gesture is completely meaningless, unenforcable, and illegal.

Other than that, it's just great!

56 posted on 12/30/2007 2:21:08 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (But it will make them FEEL good.)
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I pray a multitude of cities and states do the same. . . .

Gaia, hear our prayer!

57 posted on 12/30/2007 2:22:55 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Gaia, a goddess just as potent as this measure.)
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could you really ask a beat cop to arrest the President?

Better go higher than that. Try Chief Wiggum:


58 posted on 12/30/2007 2:26:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Is there a Springfield nearby?)
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Okay, I'm from Brattleboro. And while I think it's a nice symbolic gesture, all you people who are hooting and hollering and saying, "Oh, boy! I want to move to Brattleboro!" need to understand that this is a movement of - EIGHT - people. Okay? Eight.

The Few. The Proud. The Nuts.

59 posted on 12/30/2007 2:28:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Eight Men Out to Lunch.)
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Why do liberal activists keep coming up with such fool stunts?

That's how they roll.

60 posted on 12/30/2007 2:30:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (It's part of being a liberal activist.)
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