[spokeshave]

"But it's the charges from the left that Bristol, not you, is the mother of newborn Trig"

Simplicity itself:

Sarah Palin: "here is the original birth certificate of my new baby boy"

Perhaps Obama would like to show us his original certificate?

[Truthsearcher]

No no no. Any public denial would only give this ridiculous story legs that it doesn’t merit. Just ignore it and stay on message.