Chuck Norris invented the first c-section, by punching the way out of his mom’s stomach.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin under his beard, just another fist.
Chuck Norris doesn’t get frostbite, he bites frost.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ask what time it is, he tells YOU what time it is.
There are two kinds of people, those who are dead, and those who Chuck Norris lets live.
I wish he’d roundhouse kick the bailout into orbit.