[GOP_Raider]

Like the houseguests in Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None, swing states are disappearing one by one..

Ha ha, you read Agatha Christie!

[Miss Marple]

My friend Hercule Poirot and I would like to know what’s wrong with reading Agatha Christie?

After all, she had standards and taste. I learned form her that no matter how expensive the dress, one should look at the shoes.

That’s how I know Sarah Palin is a class act, while Michelle Obama is trash.