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To: Lazamataz

Nope, Jesus died for us all. He doesn’t hate you - he didn’t come to judge you...he came to save you.

“And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world. He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day.” (John 12:47-48)


9 posted on 10/28/2008 1:35:33 PM PDT by CommonsensicalCat
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To: CommonsensicalCat
Nope, Jesus died for us all. He doesn’t hate you - he didn’t come to judge you...he came to save you.

Dude, you don't understand. I got a direct call, from Jesus Himself, on my cell phone.

Larry: Hello?

Jesus: Hello. Is this Larry?

Larry: Yeah.

Jesus: Hi, It's Jesus.

Larry: Jesus who?

Jesus: (annoyed) Jesus CHRIST.... you know, the one who died for your sins.

Larry: Oh! Hey! That was cool. I appreciate ya, dawg.

Jesus: Yeah, well, I didn't die for yours.

Larry: Huh?

Jesus: Yeah. I think you suck.

Larry: Whoa!

Jesus: You suck, you smell funny, and you have a bunch of obnoxious habits. I ***ing hate your guts.

Larry: Wow!

Jesus: So I didn't die for your sins.

Larry: This sucks!

Jesus: Look, I gotta go. Stop calling me, okay?

Larry: You called me!

Jesus: Oh yeah.

15 posted on 10/28/2008 1:43:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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