I was not serious about going to Hawaii. There’s no way that I can go.
You might as well paint a Bull’s Eye on the back of your shirt, if you did go...I was interested to see how many FReepers would offer to add to the kitty, though...
Bummer.
Maybe we need to hire a private investigator the same way WND did.
Anyways, Polarik. When you say there’s no way, that just means we’d have to get you a new job, all that kinda stuff. So instead of $10k, we’re talking $hundreds, right? Just post your price. If FReepers are serious, they’ll find a way to get you on that plane. This could be the last gasp of the constitutional republic anyways, like my tagline keeps mentioning. So my guess is there’s some wealthy dudes willing to write a big check to you. So post your price.