2. Why did Dr. Heimlich have to develop a maneuver to dislodge food particles from people’s wind pipes?
Because God gave us the choice to be stupid enough to put something in our mouths too big to swallow.
4. Why are depression and obesity at epidemic levels in the United States?
Because God gave us the choice to eat too much, and the choice to worry about little things that really don’t matter.
6. Why do pregnant women get morning sickness?
To tell them they are pregnant before they start showing?
8. Why does malaria still kill over a million people each year?
Because the enviro wackos lied to get DDT banned.
Here’s one. If Darwin is right about survival of the fittest then why do humans dominate the earth? We are the only species that does not follow that guideline.
We take the most care of our poor, young, elderly, indigent, sick, unintelligent, injured, crippled, etc etc. All other species would have eaten them or left them to the wolves.
Those are signs of weakness?