[tacticalogic]

Raise your hands and back away from that keyboard! You’re a prisoner of The Army of The Confusion, Private Room. Under The Rules of Engagement you’re entitled to a ring around each wrist. And no, that self meditation above is not normal. Your war is over.

I'd expect such a reply from a wartime propagandist.

[count-your-change]

That’s straight from The Ministry of Slappem, written by The Bureau of Baggit, approved by The Office of Awful and co-signed by The Commoder of Crazy and other members in the chained to the wall of commands.