Not bad. The seemless dark black pants I am addressing are all over television shows and infomercials. They are hideous things. I could see the women in Orwell’s “No sex league” wearing those.
My wife and I were watching “Arrested Development” dvd’s and every single woman in the show regularly wore those them, including in a scene where the blonde sister wonders why no men are turning heads to look at her as she visits her dad in prison. I started yelling at the TV, “It’s the pants!!”
Then there’s a Viagra commercial where this old dude is dancing with his wife who is also wearing seemless black pants. I said to my wife, “I know how to save him the money. Tell her to change clothes.”