[Paladin2]

Maybe we should all have to wear "Happy Helmets" as seen on Ren and Stimpy.

"Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. [*] This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

[chorus] Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

[KarlInOhio]

if everyone’s a conservative and owns at least 100 guns, which, I understand, is compulsory for membership.

(from later in the Happy Happy Joy Joy song)

I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

Time to dig up some old Ren and Stimpy videos.