DUmmie FUnnies 10-17-09 ("Do know how many people lived on ramen noodles to get you elected?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 17, 2009 | DUmmies, DUmmie thunder rising, and PJ-Comix

[LiberConservative]

Sardines on crackers are just as cheap. But better for you. Bunch of morons.

[mnehring]

I heard Ramen Noodles in Korea are much better than the ones here. Did you also eat Kimchi there?

Speaking of which, one of my local Asian groceries has Kimchi Ramen.. Yum.. Throw some extra Kimchi on it and you are good to go... (I'm not ashamed to admit I like Ramen, just not the Top Ramen type- far too salty). If you can find it, try kitsune udon with fermented bean curd.

[tcrlaf]

“I’m now unemployed, uninsured, and foreclosed.”

Send another $25 to ACTBLUE, you moron....
Maybe you can tell your kids that they can eat “HOPE!” instead of “PIE!”

[jiggyboy]

And what does a heart inside a hand symbolize?

"The One" bringing Trinity back to life?

[jiggyboy]

If the thread poster was foreclosed, how is he posting on the Internet?

Same way many of our own Free Republic Kindergarten Economists do since the oh-how-surprising mortgage meltdown caught them flat-footed -- down at the local library.

[doug from upland]

Or perhaps 8 years? :)

[Slings and Arrows]

Very Ayn-Rand-ian: “I will not live on Ramen Noodles for any other man, nor ask any other man to live on Ramen Noodles for me!”

[MindBender26]

Mr. President, do you know how many people gave up sex to get you elected? Do you know how many gave up the right of human reproduction, so we would not waste the energy we committed to get you elected? Do you know how many saved their precious sperm and seed so they would not be wasted in a land run the the Bushes?

Not nearly enough!

[thecodont]

I failed 23 and had to retake it twice.

;-P

[FredZarguna]

Not in my case. See #34.

[DirtyHarryY2K]

Starving to death, Unemployed, Foreclosed on, etc.....

And still have Internet access?!? WTF?

(must be posting from the public library on the taxpayer dime..)

How could anyone take these creeps seriously?

{{{{{shaking head and rolling eyes}}}}}}

[chris_bdba]

By chance is it the Claddagh symbol? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claddagh_ring

[cardinal4]

Im looking forward to the Pitt wedding photo thread..

[Philo1962]

Get ready to laugh. I just had a little midnight snack of ... Maruchan Ramen Noodles, chicken flavored. I open up Free Republic, and here I find the DUmmie FUnnies.

[Purrcival]

Getting ready to read, knowing that PJ could probably even find Ramen Noodles at a cheaper price than anyone else could.

[Purrcival]

Pitt’s wedding pics? They actually went through with it?

Link?

[Purrcival]

Suddenly, I’m craving Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinners — or Chef Boyardee Spaghetti — or Dinty Moore Beef Stew. Those were college staples for me.

[E Rocc]

“And what does a heart inside a hand symbolize? “

Aztec?

[Repub4bush]

This is truly hysterical... but...

Best part is that only 9 months since the inauguration and they are already turning on THE ONE! That is priceless!

[MaxMax]

Chef Boyardee? That's it, I'm eating junk food.

Oh the Hugh Manatee.