I reworked a little of yours and added some of my own:
A long, long time ago... I can still remember
How America used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
I could keep us from becoming France
And maybe wed stay free for a while.
But mid-March made me shiver
With every blog post I’d deliver
Bad news on the doorstep;
Socialism took one more step.
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about Pelosis pride,
But the Constitution sure got fried
The day our freedom died.
So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my hybrid to the levee,
But the gas pumps were dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’ “This’ll be the day freedom dies.
This’ll be the day freedom dies.”
Do you believe in Christian love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the Bible tells you so?
Obama thinks youre stupid then.
And hes the one with the magic pen
To sign big bills that make your money go.
Well, I know that were in trouble deep
`Cause Democrats kicked us in the ~bleep~
You gotta know which side to choose
To deliver us from bankruptcy blues.
Fantastic. Thanks Big Red.