[Logic n' Reason]

Notes to self:
Never challenge a woman way smarter than yourself
Never challenge a conservative mom
Never attempt to disrupt a rally when you don't have anything useful to say, and
Never, never, never think that you are immune from the rightful passions of the crowd.

[skr]

Poor baby, the heckler claims someone pulled his hair.

[McGruff]

Never challenge a Pit Bull. Especially if it is wearing lipstick.