To: Superstu321
Allstar Game. You don't play baseball but you took good aim. And now I'm wondering how could this be? I'm shocked to see Obama in mom jeans.
Mr. President, do you think that your money was well spent? It looks to me just like you didn't care. You went to lady's wear and picked up some mom jeans.
Maybe tonight we can go shop 'til we drop at the mall you and I. We'll go ask the chap at the Gap, "Does my butt look too wide?"
Be a man. Those mom jeans need some kind of bailout plan. I watched you wind up and throw out the first pitch. You looked like a bitch wearing those mom jeans.
Panty waste. It looks just like your manhood's been misplaced. And now I'm asking you -- I've got one thing to say -- shop at Targèt. Get rid of those mom jeans. |
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2 posted on
04/05/2010 11:45:11 AM PDT by
GOP_Lady
To: GOP_Lady
Bob Dole has a better arm
3 posted on
04/05/2010 11:45:30 AM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: GOP_Lady
8 posted on
04/05/2010 11:48:12 AM PDT by
GOP_Lady
To: GOP_Lady
Barak: One of those kids called me a Mary.
Elaine: A what?
Barak: I was throwing a baseball and for some reason I went like this. (Barak stretches out his arms in a ballet motion) They called me a Mary.
24 posted on
04/05/2010 11:56:48 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: GOP_Lady
We have a ‘post and run’. No responses.
43 posted on
04/05/2010 12:22:01 PM PDT by
houeto
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