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Vanity | 11/19/10 | Warner Todd Huston

[Darksheare]

The dreaded Battle of the Bounce.
A sad day indeed, where static cling won and our socks were left twisted and clumpy.
That they were also everywhere is a side point.

[FourPeas]

It DOES appear, though, that he’s wearing Max’s matching speedo, cuff, and arm guard.

[Allegra]

Nah, mine are the white socks that are grey because I wash ‘em with my colors.

{Shudder!}

You know things like that are like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.

[dirtboy]

So Max was going commando that entire movie?

[TankerKC]

You caught me. Now I must swallow my FR password with a cyanide tablet....

[greyfoxx39]

Yes....everytime I smell a Bounce dryer sheet, I get flashbacks...

I've been holding back...but THAT did it!

[dirtboy]

Yeah, but that way, when my socks disappear, I know you can’t sell them and eventually will teleport them back to my drawer out of revulsion.

[Defiant]

Are you sure that's not Jim Trafficant?

[machogirl]

But you only stole mis-matched socks. Why?

[FourPeas]

You didn’t know?

[dirtboy]

He may have eaten the socks.

Hey, socks are low fat and low sodium and are a good source of fiber and Vitamin E.

Unless they've been worn, and then they have a much higher sodium content.

[Tijeras_Slim]

LOL

[metesky]

Boo frikin’ hoo... Are you a FReeper or not. FReepers suck it up and keep on keepin’ on, spud.

[Larry Lucido]

Well, that was time well spent.

[dirtboy]

You didn’t know?

I never saw the Smell-O-Vision version of The Road Warrior in the theaters.

[FreeKeys]

Okay. You guys asked for it.

The Salma Hayek versus Friedrich Hayek Scorecard

So, you're an intellectual who appreciates the subjectivist economic theory and classical liberal political theory of Friedrich Hayek.  And you're also a moviegoer who appreciates the exotic allure of Mexican screen goddess Salma Hayek.  But who would win, if they went head to head?  Lucky for you, I'm keeping score. 
 

Salma Hayek	Friedrich Hayek

Age		...and the edge goes to...
34 years old, alive for all of them	101 years old, dead for the last eight	Salma
Awards & Honors
Nominee, Best Kiss (for "Desperado"), MTV Movie Awards, 1996	Nobel laureate in economic science, 1974	Friedrich
Distance Traveled
From Veracruz, Mexico to the U.S.	From Vienna, Austria to the U.S. by way of Great Britain	Friedrich
Entertainment Value
"Desperado"; "From Dusk til Dawn"	Monetary Theory and the Trade Cycle; Prices and Production	Salma
Number of Works
23 movies and a Mexican soap opera	25 books and 130 articles	Friedrich
Appearance
Named by People Magazine as one of world's 50 most beautiful people, 1996	Large nose and funny mustache	Salma
Philosophical Depth
"I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do."	"The mind cannot foresee its own advance."	Friedrich

And the final score is:  Salma 3, Friedrich 4.  (Sorry, Salma, better luck next time!)

Visit the Friedrich Hayek Scholars' Page.  See the Salma Hayek profile at 1440 Media.  Return to my cover page.

-- all from the website of Prof. Glen Whitman

[humblegunner]

You cannot libel an anonymous screen name. Moron.

You've posted your BEST THREAD EVER.

And you didn't excerpt! You're coming along fine, Moldy.

I'm impressed.

[dirtboy]

But you only stole mis-matched socks. Why?

I'm colorblind.

[machogirl]

I NEED to watch that movie now.

[Bob]

I get the sneaking feeling that somehow this conspiracy ties in to the disappearance of my socks in the dryer.

It all makes sense now.

You've got to keep up with the latest research - New studies have shown that socks don't disappear in the dryer - They mate in the washer and give birth in the dryer. You don't have missing socks; you have new baby ones. (They grow quickly to full size in the heat of the dryer.) Sock-genetics ensure that you'll occasionally find a sock that you'd swear you never bought.