Posted on 11/19/2010 9:54:46 AM PST by Mobile Vulgus
Pimpbusters
(To the tune of Ghostbusters)
~~~
PIMPBUSTERS!
When blogpimps invade
your message board
Who ya gonna call?!
PIMPBUSTERS!
They've taken over
and you can't stand no more
Who ya gonna call?!
PIMPBUSTERS!
I ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
I ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
PIMPBUSTERS!
When you're haunted by
these furry entities
Who ya gonna call?!
PIMPBUSTERS!
You've got some pimping-ghouls
that need to be exorcised
Who ya gonna call?!
PIMPBUSTERS!
I ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
I ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
Who ya gonna call?!
HUMBLEGUNNER!
He ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
He ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
DADA DADA DADADA....
Who ya gonna call?!
shibumi!
He ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
He ain't 'fraid-a no pimp
~~~ (This can go on forever.)
Try whiskey instead, the grocer probably has swill and would like to have the good stuff.
LOL.
Come on! Has Friedrich ever nursed an African baby he never met before? I think not. That has to give the edge to Salma.
I refuse to be shaken down by The Man.
If I knew you were going to be this entertaining, I would check more often.
I'll go back to reviewing your posts daily.
Read less about it HERE
:)
We want the whole thing posted to save the energy of clicking through.
"From the Chicago Tribune:
November 19, 2010
A local blogger was taken into custody overnight after a series of incidents beginning with a police investigation regarding charges of illegal possession of drugs.
Responding to a number of reports, police descended upon the residence of Moby Vulgar and found 97 marijuana plants on the back porch. Further investigation revealed more marijuana drying in the basement computer room, 20 pounds of cocaine in the bedroom, and a meth lab in the garage. Mr. Vulgar, who was found wearing a fur suit, claimed he needed the drugs as mental stimulants for writing blog articles, including his upcoming piece on giant squids eating Japan. Mr. Vulgar, who appeared to be under the influence at the time, resisted arrest and allegedly bit several officers before being tasered.
While being led away, Mr. Vulgar screamed vile obscenities and spat at the police officers, claiming they were in the pay of a Mr. George Soros. He also threatened to create a blog about the injustice of his arrest. This, however, will likely have to wait until he has finished serving his time in jail. "
Go ahead. That is good.
Too late. Besides, I don't take direction well.
the Trib article was a good find though.
You can’t watch me.
I’m invisible.
Don’t forget “HOT”. All FReeper men are “HOT”, apparently.
Nah.
It’s more of Twilight Zone head-fake approach.
“The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street” involved a community that was whipped into a nearly deadly paranoid frenzy revolving around each other *really* being some kind of mutant, alien monster bent on destroying everyone else.
In reality, the person who -started- the rumor about the other neighbors being “monsters” was, in fact, actually the monster, himself.
Imagine that.
No, and I haven't either. Have you?
I think not. That has to give the edge to Salma.
By gum, I think you've got a point there. Maybe two.
I think “they” work for Dick Van Dyke.
Who would *ever* suspect *that*?
LOL, now that is a blog worth pimping
“I think that is interesting and shows they all signed up together, maybe.”
Or that they’re head-conjoined triplets.
“Would “Pablo” be a code name for “Soros”? (same number of letters)”
Or “Mason”, maybe?
They share *two* letters.
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