It all makes sense now.
If socks are missing, it is Allegra’s fault
LOL!
It all makes sense now.
You've got to keep up with the latest research - New studies have shown that socks don't disappear in the dryer - They mate in the washer and give birth in the dryer. You don't have missing socks; you have new baby ones. (They grow quickly to full size in the heat of the dryer.) Sock-genetics ensure that you'll occasionally find a sock that you'd swear you never bought.