[Velveeta]

I'll start sewing tonight.

I have some old gold drapes...and some high fashioned bungee cords I can use as a boob belt.

Toned arms? Check.

[Salamander]

“and some high fashioned bungee cords I can use as a boob belt.”

NO NO NO!

A *proper* boob belt requires at *least* 2 yards of truck seat belt strap and miles of ric-rac and gimp.