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To: Baynative; nutmeg

Imagine if he swallowed it whole!


2 posted on 01/26/2011 2:59:42 PM PST by stanz
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To: stanz

It’s the Tea Party, Glenn Beck and Palins fault. Why sue the cafeteria?


21 posted on 01/26/2011 3:19:22 PM PST by albie
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To: stanz

Three years ago? WTH? I know times are tough, but c’mon.


23 posted on 01/26/2011 3:23:39 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (In 2012: The Rookie and The Wookie get booted from the White House.)
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To: stanz

“Imagine if he swallowed it whole!”

His wife would have no problem doin’ that. As long as it didn’t get stuck on the tongue stud!

There once was a twerp named Kucinich
Whose campaign I’d like to unhitch
His first name is Dennis,
but he’s known as The Menace.
And how did he marry that hot redhead, it’s drivin’ me crazy, I can’t understand it! Oops! Sorry!
In Cleveland he’s known as a dip switch!


24 posted on 01/26/2011 3:29:27 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: stanz

Of course then he’ll sue the olive packer, the jar or can manufacturer it came in, then there’s the olive producer producing a dangerous product with no warning label then of course the trucking company; not to mention the person who made the sammich, - need I go on???


25 posted on 01/26/2011 3:30:00 PM PST by ReverendJames (Only A Painter Or A Liberal Can Change Black To White)
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To: stanz

This guy’s whole life isn’t worth $150,000.


26 posted on 01/26/2011 3:38:52 PM PST by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
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To: stanz

What a jerk. I mean if he broke a tooth I could see him getting something for the cost of the dental work but, $150,000??? That’s ridicules. I’m assuming this money will be paid by tax payers.


28 posted on 01/26/2011 3:52:22 PM PST by MsLady (If you died tonight, where would you go? Salvation, don't leave earth without it!)
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I'm dying to know what Comment #1 Removed By Official Puritan said.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

29 posted on 01/26/2011 3:55:29 PM PST by The Comedian (Obama is just the cherry on top of the $hit sundae of fraud the democrats have become.)
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To: stanz

Hmmmm, he claims he has had multiple surgeries for this. I have a hard time believing you’d need several surgeries but, what do I know. Tooth pulled and replaced? That wouldn’t be any where near $150,000. Maybe a couple of thousand or so.


30 posted on 01/26/2011 3:56:28 PM PST by MsLady (If you died tonight, where would you go? Salvation, don't leave earth without it!)
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To: stanz
For a guy who, after wrecking Cleveland during his term as mayor, used to be homeless, living in a car and off the largess of rich women, Dennis has a lot of nerve.

I wonder if the Congressional cafeteria that served the offending vegetable is staffed by SEIU members.

31 posted on 01/26/2011 3:57:22 PM PST by Mobties (Let the markets work! Reduce the government footprint!)
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"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers!"

-William Shakespeare, "Henry VI Part II", act IV scene II
32 posted on 01/26/2011 4:01:28 PM PST by Emperor Palpatine (I'm shocked! Shocked to find out that gambling is going on in here!)
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To: stanz

The House cafeteria was privatized a few years back. That’s the real reason this tin foil wearing commie wants to sue!!


36 posted on 01/28/2011 10:16:42 AM PST by Mier (Early Reminder - Nov. 2012.... Take Out The Rest Of Trash!!!!!)
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