To the hater: First Lady Obama is bringing elegance back (Laff Riot)

The Madison Times ^ | March 2, 2011 | Gail Moore

[Bob]

In her last paying job, Mrs. Obama made about $300,000 a year shunting uninsured patients to other hospitals.

Last "paying" job or last "bought-and-paid-for" job? Had hubby not been elected to the senate, she certainly wouldn't have been pulling down 300K.

Her job was so important that, when she left, the position wasn't filled.

[BobP]

Our modern princess with “over-the-top” vacations is obliviousness to the economic disaster and middle class suffering her husband has orchestrated in our nation.

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Spot on!

Pies and Holidays for me but not for thee
--Michelle Scrooge Obama

Michelle says: Put that meat back in the case. Uh-uh... no soda allowed, put that back, too. Grab some arugula and collards and no more than one turnip... STOP! Put that milk and cheese back, you ain't allowed to eat that! Now, get in your electric mini-car and go home... and remember to watch your thermostat... you know Barack don't want you bein' too hot or too cold and if you don't set it right we'll set it for you from the White Hut. Now, turn off the lights and go to sleep. We'll let you know what to do in the morning.

Jeez, one big socialistic village.

Mooshell is hoping she can have 4 more years of publicly paid multi-million dollar vacations, designer wardrobes, private celebrity entertainment and gormet food.

Check out Obama's Pie

[Focault's Pendulum]

. She made sure she was never photographed in pants that were so tight her underwear lines shined through. If I recall correctly, she also never sported a camel toe.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

[Fresh Wind]

[snippy_about_it]

Ping to this article.

This writer is channeling your expertise in satire only he’s serious. I can’t wait to hear Rush today!

[Fresh Wind]

[paulycy]

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[browniexyz]

The Harvard Crimson recently had a funny article making fun of American journalists who keep trying to make people think she’s a fashion icon like Jackie...

[paulycy]

[ViLaLuz]

“At age 46, Michelle Obama is fit”

LOL! Fit for what?

[misharu]

OK, it may just be me, but the words “elegance and style” somehow just don’t fit Michelle Obama. My dog wears his coat better than Michelle dresses. (Wait! Did I just insult my dog?! Sorry, Scoobs!)

[MinuteGal]

Note this masterpiece of writing is from the "Madison Times".....penned by a liberal airhead writer working for a liberal rag in a town where the university is one of the top institutions of higher left-learning in the entire nation....a city blessed with a corrupt liberal mayor, over 40,000 student skulls-full-of-mush taught by liberal union teachers backed up by liberal union thugs and a local socialist media.

I have no doubt that this Spatula City reporterette will win a Phewlitzer Prize in the near future for her well-toned, sculptured columns.

Leni

[mirkwood]

[misharu]

You know, those orange socks and shoes actually look BETTER than those blue ones she had on!

[I still care]

Let’s see...

Rush is a bully, a retarded drop out, former fatty, a hater, who somehow with his minimal brain function is scarily getting people to listen to him.

Meanwhile, Michelle is lovely and just a goddess comparable to Jackie Kennedy.

And BTW, don’t forget that conservatives are mean, rotten evil types who call people names. Yep.

[liberateUS]

Elegance may a$$, er, I mean her a$$.

[liberateUS]

"Elegance may a$$, er, I mean her a$$."

may=my