[hosepipe]

Evil is afoote' at FOX... Beck has exposed some nasty going ons..
He has uncover some smelly stuff.. some nasty defecation..
I wondering how long he would get away with it..

Now we know... Cloward-Piven is alive and real..
And the FBI is eating donuts.. or masterbating national security..

Good on Beck and whatever he does before his eventual jailing.. as a political detainee..
Few seem to care, so far.. but I do..

[Jack Black]

Evil is afoote' at FOX... Beck has exposed some nasty going ons.. He has uncover some smelly stuff..I was wondering how long he would get away with it.. Now we know... Cloward-Piven is alive and real.. And the FBI is eating donuts..

Good on Beck and whatever he does before his eventual jailing.. as a political detainee.. Few seem to care, so far.. but I do..

Well that's one take. Let's look at all of the major theories:

• Beck was done in by The Powers That Be for exposing leftist corruption.
• Beck was done in by the Saudis for exposing Saudi corruption.
• Beck was done in by Soros for exponsing Soros corruption.
• Beck was fired for pissing off sponsors, and losing advertisers for the network, via the leftist organized boycott.

Or, maybe he was just intimidated by Alex Jones calling him out: Jones: Beck a fruad, effiminate weasel, the fairy