[bigbob]

For his new headquarters location, I’d suggest Peculiar Missouri, Odd, West Virginia, or maybe Ding Dong, Texas.

But chances are he’ll want to end up in Mormon Country, so it’s got to be Moroni, Utah.

[null and void]

Once upon a time I met a young lady named Maria Moroni in The Mall of Barstow. December 1977 maybe. Cute little thing with a sweatshirt that said ‘why waltz when you can rock and roll’ under the picture of a Uzi.

First, last and only time I ever saw her, but dang she was cute!

[Vendome]

I was thinking Intercourse Pennsylvania....

[TexasRedeye]

For his new headquarters location, I’d suggest Peculiar Missouri, Odd, West Virginia, or maybe Ding Dong, Texas.

I would suggest Uncertain, Texas. Beautiful country, sleepy village filled with artists, craftsmen and other free-thinkers. Look it up.