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April 19, 2011
Bill and Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night in the Presidential Suite at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up.”Bill, Bill wake up.” Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, “Bill, Bill wake up.”
Bill finally wakes up and says, “What do you want?” Hillary responds, “I have to go use the bathroom.” To which Bill says, “Please tell me you didn’t wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom.”
Hillary says, “No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot.”
I liked the first punchline better. That is plain retarded.
That was originally an Elizabeth Taylor joke.