Need less caffeine, need more weed, have 215 card.
Posted on 05/01/2011 11:42:36 AM PDT by locke22
If kissing is mandatory then have Tea Party members crash the event with their husbands and wives. If the Berkley crowd starts giving them crap for being heterosexual couples, simple have either the husband or the wife say that they used to be the opposite sex and that the person questioning them is obviously a “trans-phobic” and one of those “evil tea partyers”.
Then stand back and watch then stand there in stunned silence when they try to re-evaluate their PC positioning.
This is hilarious.. Gays don’t want drama?
Too funny....
...holding a 30 second Same Sex Kiss In at 12 noon. Anyone not kissing will be asked, then forced to leave.
(snip)
Frankly, we want it to be a family friendly event
Satire is Breaking News??
What a bunch of assclowns.
Pervert marines. How sickening!
Need less caffeine, need more weed, have 215 card.
Look at the blogger's picture!
Not only is it satire, it's outstanding satire! Hat's off to the hyper-caffeinated author. Good satire should stick to the truth like bubblegum on the sole of your shoe. He had me wondering until the line about a vegan cooking demonstration using recycled human waste as fuel.
It’s a sad commentary on the liberals that we aren’t entirely sure this is satire.
...so the six people who show up will walk around bragging about how they don’t discriminate without ever considering the irony....
Who cares?
The Coffee party is failure anyway.
That’s the only part that didn’t seem *completely* plausible. :-)
We’ll pay for it when whomever is president send them 100 billion in aid.
I don’t care if the original post was legitimate or not.
Your suggestion is PURE GENIUS and should be filed for future use.
Um....it’s a parody site of libtards......
Read it carefully and see if libtards would ever self describe this way...
Who has a DU account? Would love to post a link to this guy’s page just to see if the DUmmies fall for it. DUFU material?
I’m not falling for it! Too funny! (In a sick sort of way).
May 1=May Day=or commie day when the Soviets paraded their weaponry around Red Square. How soon we forget and how related this anti-Christian and anti-Jew event is...
two Marines engaged in PDA? conduct unbecoming a NCO!
WH Honcho Plouffe Blows Off Obama’s Eligibility Question As “Side Show Behavior”
Satire is getting harder to distinguish from reality now adays!
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