When I get back to my quarters for the evening, I shall try to select and perform the appropriate song about sinking mayonnaise for today.
'Round the time I get back to quarters each evening, there are three loudspeakers nearby where some guys all perform songs. I think it must be for Happy Hour or something.
They never harmonize, though.
It would be nice if they would develop a three-part harmony as they sing about Allah and stuff.
You could suggest they call their group The Holy Trinity... that would make them happy I'm sure.