[Condor51]

I'm missing something that DUmmie Lawyer is or isn't saying. (Granted I didn't have my full dose of caffeine yet.)

1. He and the Mrs got his oldest child into "Full Day Kindergarten".
2. Both he and his wife work "Full Time".
3. And now, thanks to 'cheap taxpayers' there's no Bus service.
4. Ergo (lawyer talk) this nice, compassionate, demoncRAT couple have 'a problem' getting Jr (and likely future serial killer) to School.

However, what about these facts already entered into evidence, to wit (that's more lawyer talk):

1. The 'parents' would still have to leave for work long before Jr had to go to school.
   Therefore........
   
2. Even with Bus Service who would have dressed Jr in the morning?
3. Who would have made sure he got on the Bus okay?
   
4. Who would have met Jr at the Bus after School?
   
5. Who would have let Jr in the House?
   And finally....
6. Who would have watched Jr until lawyer daddy and 'professional mommy' got home from work?

Therefore yer Honor, I believe we've proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that daddy the lawyer, and his loving wife, are unmitigated, conceited a$$h*les! As such, we believe that all their children should be removed from their custody asap and put into foster homes. Because yer Honor, right now they are treated like Pets and if they remain under 'the care' of these two Jerks, they will grow up to be anti-social psychotic Serial Killers who target normal families.

Thank you. The prosecution rests.

[Newtoidaho]

I can seriously see Mr. Lawyer here strongly considering the “very, very late term abortion” option in this case, due to the inconvenience this situation is causing him.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Well said Condor. When my daughter started (half-day) kindergarten, because I was the breadwinner, I put her in a day-care situation that took her to school and picked her up in the afternoon. It never occurred to me to get a public school bus system implemented, because what good would that have done? Duh!