[COBOL2Java]

Rep. Barney Frank volunteers to participate in the Weiner probe.

"It's an outwage! Congwess shall conduct an investigation into the iwwegal penetwation of my cowweague's onwine pwivacy!"

[peyton randolph]

Maybe Barney Frank can pulls some strings, like he did for his ex-boyfriend, to get his fellow congressman a job at Fannie Mae.

Future headline: Frank Hides Weiner in Fannie. ;-)