[JRandomFreeper]

My (then) 20 yo once brought a 'tat and pierce artist' to a family function as her date. When they knocked on the front door (because she knew to announce, not safe otherwise), he stuck out his tat'ed and pierced hand to shake mine.

I took it. And held it. A little longer than he was comfy with. And I explained:"I'm half lit, I'm armed, and I don't think you are right for my daughter". He 'didn't feel comfortable here'

It all worked out well. She later married a great guy that did 3 tours in the sandbox and postponed kids until married.

My newest granddaughter is less than 3 months old. ;)

/johnny

[dfwgator]

If somebody came to my house looking like that to take my daughter out, I would do the “Al Bundy” on him and slam his head into the door.

[thecodont]

Half lit?