Why do you wear panties on your head?
What the hell kind of question is that supposed to be on an article about an economic plan?
Why does a man so obsessed with truth succumb to false eyebrows? Why did his campaign proffer a lame excuse about allergies?
I'm not the only one who was distracted by Ron Paul's drooping fake eyebrow during the last debate. The brown hairy creeper obscured his talking points.