I saw a lovely, barely-dressed woman shimmey towards me. “Dingiddy Gadsorooni Fnark Fnark Fnark Zuppity Poppo,” I softly murmured in appreciation as she shimmied towards me, every body part in motion, her red ruby crimson vibrant glossy red ruby lips pouty and full in anticipation of me kissing her red ruby scintillating sexy pouty full red ruby lips.
From your home page - and you promised never to breathe a word.
You are such a liar!!!!!
There goes my can of soda!