Hizbullah has canceled leaves and is preparing for war!

standupamericaus ^

[Pan_Yan]

I can fix that. I've got some duck tape.

[EternalVigilance]

Shoot, you can fix anything with duck tape.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Miss Kentucky...

Not everything, most everything, perhaps.(It is a microphone.)

[Billthedrill]

Hi there! It doesn't look like the thread's making much headway discussing fellers with bad dresses, bad breath, and bad attitudes declaring war on whomever it is they're declaring war on this week. I've been a little out of touch lately and I lost my scorecard. Are these the guys in dresses that 0bama wants to kill the other guys in dresses, or are they the other ones?

Whatever. I mean, these guys shoot rockets at people more or less at random, blow up other people pretty much at random, cut people's heads off, stab passersby, throw acid in women's faces, cut themselves and their kiddies with knives and make a parade out of it, but God help us if they should decide to turn violent and irrational. We might not be able to tell the difference.

Nevertheless, it's a good thread to expand into more important matters. Which, let's face it, is just about everything when you're comparing it to shrieking, hairy-faced sphincters having their liberty chits pulled back so they can kill Jews. These are guys who thump their chests and tell us that they're going to call a firestorm of righteous fury down upon America, Allah willing. They they routinely get their butts kicked. Boys, I'll clue ya - Allah, it just doesn't look like he's willing. Try stamp collecting or macrame. It's healthier.

[publana]

Thanks for the thread! It’s late, I’m ditzy, and I my side’s are now hurting from laughing at all the funnies.

[hattend]

I am amazed to hear that Hizbollans have to ask for time off.