Here, let me help you:
I’m a “Zionist neocon war monger” Or, I’m a “Trotkyite”. Blah, blah, blah, Paulbot nonsense, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Save it. Paulnewspeak is dull and hackneyed.
I’m disappointed. That is lame. Confronted and pussified. You need to toughen up vato.