>> “Children conclude that the creepy guy in the van just wants to give you candy.” <<
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You apparently were that simple-minded as a child, but no child I’ve ever known was. Before a child’s mind is polluted by hate filled school teachers, they see clearly that “nature” is far too complex to be the result of a hundred trillion fortuitous accidents, all of which would have been sent back to accident one upon the first failure.
The accident imaginators will never have an explanation for sexual reproduction.
Children are dazzled by a glow-stick.