I have to see my Jewish podiatrist every couple of months. He’s an Ohio State grad and has very little in his life beyond Buckeye football. He was treating me a couple of weeks ago, while Tebowmania was just taking hold. While he was wielding his scalpel near my foot, he said, “you know, if I see any more Tebow miracles, I might consider converting.” Except for our intra-Big-10 rivalry, he’s a good friend of mine, and I am seriously considering emailing him to see if he’s still open to converting.
Back to Judaism?
I think your podiatrist might have been pulling your leg. Pulling your leg...get it?... because, uh, you see....a podiatrist pulling your leg? Alright, put down that club, it was only bad joke.