I need a Newt bumper sticker. If he wants Susanna Martinez, good strategy. I’m more interested in his Cabinet. But I need one with just Newt in the interim until the convention.
I keep seeing stoopid people.
I mean, the kind you see out of the corner of your eye and you just know they are stoopid.
I can’t believe how many morons are affixing RuPaul decals to their vehicles.
Like that Crazy Azz Crackuh has a chance.
They drive like people who can’t remember what day of the week it is.
They dress like they are wearing protective armor from crapping in their pants.
They are mouth breathes with buck teeth.
Unkempt hair that weirdly falls to the wrong side of their cabbage heads.
and a dazed look like “How did I wind up on this rock?”
I don’t get them.