[Secret Agent Man]

What’s the difference between a whore and a cheap slutfluke?

The whore works the cost of her birth control into her product price.

[grey_whiskers]

What's the difference between a businessman, a prostitute, and a politician?

A businessman says, "It's been a pleasure doing business with you."

A prostitute says, "It's been a business doing pleasure with you."

A politician just takes your money and screws you, then tells everyone how good HE is.

Cheers!