[fhayek]

An Amish family heads to the big city for the first time. The father and son are on the first floor of a department store when they witness a rather rotund elderly lady get on the elevator. Lights flash, bells ring, and when the door opens, a hot blonde in a tight red dress emerges.
The father stares blankly at this spectacle for a second, then turns to the boy. "Son", he says, "Go fetch your ma".

[pingman]

Stealing this, fair ‘n square!