[brownsfan]

Obama: “Paul Ryan is a poopie head and eats boogers.”

Fawning Media Report: “Obama said Ryan’s plan is unrealistic, and doesn’t take into account various factors in a complex economy”.

Voter reaction: “Obama is sooooo smart!”

[BobP]

'Little Mugabe' proclaims: A borrowed dollar spent is a vote bought.

Nothing says Obama like ZER0.