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ROFl!!! I hear the capstone experience can be found at any OWLS gathering in one of our nation’s city parks ...
Our dear daughter is employed now 2 years after graduation, thankfully. And she worked dang hard for it.
But even she is experiencing a stagnant wage, no raises (just be glad your’e still employed type of attitude), and watches everyday as colleagues say 5-7 years ahead of her who have reached a certain level are increasingly canned once they become “too expensive” for the company to retain.
In other words ...work hard, advance, and they will pull the rug out from under you anyway a few years into it.
Capstone clap or crabs? Or both?