[Gertie]

No BLT’s, no Pork Chops, no Bacon, no Hot Dogs, no Ham no sausage, no Bar-B-Que Ribs, no Pork N’ Beans, no Bean Soup, no Baked Beans, someone ought to take a real close look at the ethnicity of this judge. I'd say just fed em’ Mad Cow meat, carp, bull heads, rabbits and goats. Besides all of that, if they are so adamantly religious, what in hell are they in prison for in the first place?

[a fool in paradise]

Don’t like the offerings? (A) don’t do the crime, (B) subsist on bread and water.