I dunno, I agree with Bloody Sam Roberts on this one. MA Staties more nearly resemble Marines than they do the donut chomping townies. I have never seen a MA Statie who didn’t appear to be in very good physical condition.
I don’t have a horse in that race. Just sayin’ that the government in MA is run by democrats and anything that is run by democrats has one set of standards for most people and another for relatives and friends of those in power.