Posted on 07/03/2012 6:32:19 PM PDT by Nachum
I know for a fact I would have wet myself . Valor and herois never cease to amaze me
Castration?
This is the reason we don’t need the TSA
How would you like 72 harridans pursuing you for eternity?
The two won’t try that again.
And for a little more comedy...
Dilxat Raxit, spokesman for the German-based World Uyghur Congress which campaigns for Uighurs rights, said that it wasnt a hijacking attempt, rather an in-flight brawl over a seat dispute.
Hahahahaha
“The muslims were Uighers, the subject of some side splitting humor from Steyn when he filled in for Rush some time ago.”
LOL! OMG! I remember that well. I nearly died laughing!
Dilxat Raxit, spokesman for the German-based World Uyghur Congress which campaigns for Uighurs rights, said that it wasnt a hijacking attempt, rather an in-flight brawl over a seat dispute.
What they fail to mention is that the disputed seat they wanted to sit in was the pilots seat.
Good one! LOL
Satisfactory.
These folks weren’t cowering in fear for the last 22 minutes of their lives!
Good on them !!
For some insight, try this. Travel to the northwest in China. Go into a small town restaurant and order lots of food. Eat, then refuse to pay for it. Insult the waiter.
Instant fun. Brawl ‘till you drop. ;-)
[Little humor there from Chinese kung fu movies.]
I knew this kind of “hate” would start once people figured out that the muzzies are out to kill all non-muzzies on the planet.
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“I bet things were a little bit frightening.”
It was.
Those cats were fast as lightning!
I suspect there will be quick trial and furious, expedited sentence. 144 more virgils will be called up for duty.
One witness was heard to say, “they fought with expert timing”.
awesome!
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